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After his busy practice, Freeman said he wants as many snaps as possible.
"My thing is I want to be a complete back," Freeman said. "I don't want to come off the field. That's my mentality."
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Quinn said he hopes Coleman, the third-round pick from Indiana, doesn't miss much time. Coleman has received some looks with the first-team offense in training camp, but Freeman seems to be the clear leader for the starting job.
It's also no secret the Falcons plan to use Freeman as a runner and receiver.
Freeman had 30 catches as a rookie despite playing behind Steven Jackson and Jacquizz Rodgers, who did not return. Fantasy alert: Freeman could have many more receptions in new offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan's scheme.
Freeman (5-foot-8, 206) scored on two passes from Matt Ryan late in Wednesday's practice.
"We know that outside ... he can catch the ball, so we're going to feature him in all sorts of ways," Quinn said. "We're giving him new stuff we can use, whether it's aligned outside or in motion to the outside or swinging out of the backfield, he can catch out of all three."
Freeman's big plays as a receiver provide a promising preview of how he can fit in the offense.
"It's a good thing," Freeman said. "We've been going through that, just showing how I can be used in the passing game. I want to be highly utilized, too. It means a lot that they've got that much trust in me, putting me in there."
Freeman said if he lines up outside, he wants to look comfortable in his route.
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When he was drafted, Coleman said he expected to win the starting job. Before his injury, he said he still expects to start, though he realizes he must climb the depth chart.
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